Sometimes when you park the Bentley in the rear garage things can sure turn shitty real quick. It's the hazards of the job.

How the hell this guy got laid is anyones guess. I'm betting a wad of cash and some of the finest columbian for the girl. She's gonna need a shower after this one.

The beans don't look to happy. Neither does the frank. Oh well, he seems to be happy and that's all that matters. Crush away kinky fellow, crush away.

This crazy motherfucker is back and sticking more needles in his balls. I'm not even gonna ask why, I can barely watch it without my balls shriveling up.

Yummy yummy in my tummy. Is this old bint so hungry she needs to eat her own tampon?

Get your machetes out people we're going through the forest to reach the elusive vag cave. Once there you may possibly need a gasmask so be prepared.

I knew the Japs were crazy but not this crazy. Hands up who faps to make believe necro vids? *puts hand up*. Damn I'm the only one?

Not only does this chick look like the Michelin man, her pussy is that skanky and nasty it's attracting the flies. *barf*

Damn look at the state of this thing? She doesn't seem to be enjoying herself that much but hey, this is what you signed up for to get the paycheck!

Hot. A chick on her period is always horny. I would still hit that shit, it's pre-lubed for fucks sake.

These gals should really cut down on the diary in their diet. I mean if it's gonna make you puke on friends it's probably not a good idea to eat it in the first place. Right?

I don't know about you but I sure as shit wouldn't piss on my wife in the middle of the street and then make her get back in the car. But hey, more power to ya dude.