You know 100% these knockers are totally real, I mean shit, plastic surgery wasn't even invented back then. Or scalpels. Or bush trimmers for that matter.

I seriously hope this guy got paid a LOT of money to do this. I mean shit, you could crush your skull doing this kind of shit.

This little dude finally gets the fuck of his life from a crack whore but he's too small to actually get up there and do the deed. Fucking hilarious.

Damn man, can't a girl get any peace to rub one out? Not even the bathroom is safe from the camera ninja.

If I ever manage to get a chick to fuck me and a friend and he did that? I think I would probably kill him.

I don't know what is more retarded about this video. The jacking off in the car in a public place? The camera documenting the whole experience? Or perhaps it's the phone call to his mom.

I can only hope to score a babe that is this fucking talented. Holy hell that is one hilarious position.

The work of an investigative journalist must take you to some pretty dark and sinister places. Which is exactly where this crazy bitch should stay.

Now this is just sweet. His grandkids all pitched in so Grandad could get his end away. Thank god for viagra I suppose or else the video would be a flop.

What is there to do at work at the night shift apart from eat a bunch of cunt? Exactly, not a hell of a lot else.

I wonder if salt water makes good lube? It has to be fucking uncomfortable but so damn fun.