Look out, when the doctor puts a miners light on you know he means business. Plus with a name like Dr Fist you just know it's gonna get dangerous.

This bitch must be one ugly mole for the dude to put a bag on her head. One way to solve the problem though I suppose.

Aww dude. Will you please find a real girl to spray your baby gravy on? This is just pathetic.

I believe this dude took the phrase "balls deep" a little literally. I can't imagine that being bery comfortable or satisfying.

For the ladies: you get a guy home, he's all hot and buff and shit. You look down and see that.... LOL.

When you decide to have an orgy at work, make sure the desks can hole the weight first? Kthxbye.

Man I don't know how these dudes are doing it but they are. Fucking yourself is gonna be the latest trend. Watch this space.

I thought the glory hole vid was a one off. People actually have cocks this small?

If I had a cocktail sausage for a cock I think I would seriously kill myself. Her chuckles would be all it would take to crack the razor out.

Talented individuals can take a phrase and actually do it. If I wasn't weilding a 3 inch pork sword I may be able to go fuck myself too. Oh well.

You know you're well on your way to internet stardom when you dress up in your wifes thong, drill a hole in a watermelon and fuck it like there's no tomorrow. I'm rooting for you dude.

The tubby bitch finally get a lay and look what happens. You should have choked it before she came round dude.