What's for dinner honey? It's your turn to cook. My cock you filthy wench now get some of this down your throat. And like it.

I've always wondered what it's like to shit a watermelon and call it my baby. Now you too can simulate child birth with a nifty little inflatable dildo. Stretch that cunt slut!

But sir, all I wanted to do was a piss? Nope, you're gonna have your head dunked whilst I fuck your ass ma'am.

You can't tell me they both lost their keys up each others asses? Thes two will stop at nothing to find the damn things.